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"Masters of the Universe and Transformers will never die, my friend."
-Shadwell, November 17, 1999.
"They only mutate horribly into crappy cartoons that barely resemble their original forms. He-man went into space and the Transformers became dinosaurs."
-Disposable Rob, November 17, 1999
"I remember the thrill of going to the Transformers movie and hearing them cuss! Oh yes... I think they even said a dirty word two or three times during the course of that film."
-Bloodsimple, November 17, 1999
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"You can't really go wrong with fine coffee, tea, or bath products (unless, say, she hates coffee, tea, or bathing)."
Shadwell, 12-12-99
"You can't possibly begin to fathom the babe magnet-like qualities of the Cinemark Unlimited Movie pass.
-Buck, 12-11-99
"All right, enough with the Biddle love fest. Seriously. If one more person kisses his ass I'm gonna go JiveT all over your asses."
-A-Pathetic, 10-26-99
"Cmore being abducted by aliens and possessed by Satan has been done to death. Show some originality!"
-A-Pathetic, 10-26-99
"Look at those guys. They average maybe 3 messages a topic. And all of those messages remain on topic. Not one argument among them. Pathetic. We shall overtake them easily."
-Disposable Rob, 10-27-99
"First the cussing, and now the animated signatures. Disp. Rob is still my hero."
-Filmex, 10-27-99
"Cheesy declared:
oh Meooowwww Piddle Pants!
You've turned into such a bitch, girl!
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Oh come now, no one loves you more then me. You're like the forums stress ball. Need to let off a little steam give old Cheesy a nice big squeeze. Just watch out for any droppings."
-Biddle, 10-27-99
"Y'know...this is the only time my member has been referred to as "junior". (Ask my wife.) In fact I've gone past the quarter pounder stage and even the Big Mac phase. I might just change my name to McFeast...."
-Swordfish, 10-27-99
"The fact that your "member" is continuing to grow at a rather astounding pace might cause some concern... you might want to go to the doctor Swordy!"
-Bloodsimple, 10-27-99
"I could think of no proper response (and no offense to you intended Fafhrd) than this joke I got the other day:Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Braves fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it overher crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Braves cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
"The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert
or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."
-A-Pathetic ???
"Remember the good old days of subliminal advertising, or at least advertising with a sense of innuendo?
Has anyone seen these? The world's trendiest brand of lollipop (Chupa Chups) has teamed up with the world's sexiest vampire slayer to produce two new Halloween treats!. There is the $3.99 tin of 20-lollipops known as "Buffy's Tongue Splashers", or you can purchase the 49-cent "Buffy Fantasy Ball".
Candy never sounded so good."
-Filmex, 10-29-99
"I just know all of you fellers out there will stare at that last post, dreaming fondly of getting a Buffy Tongue Splash... you little devils!"
-Flick Chick, 10-29-99