AICN SOUND BYTES
With the quotes page I try in most cases to inlude the whole post if it's funny or interesting. Often I see sentences that if taken from the post they could sound ridiculous or give a whole new meaning. In short this spin-off of the Quotes page has been created to make you all look either really witty or really stupid. Enjoy.
"I felt like I was being handed religion like it was a sports drink." -� Chapchan 8/99
"I'm really glad you're so passionate about ASS, Buck, I really am." -� Filmex 8/99
"Man, I feel like such a fool compared to you guys." - Guy 8/99
"As usual, I was wrong." D-FENS 8/99
"Oh, this E.T film sounds good. Who's in it?? Is it new??" The Cheesy Bitch 8/99
"Hollywood bent me over and fucked me like I was a crack-whore!" Biddle 8/99
"As a longtime desert wanderer myself..." Filmex 8/99
"Filmex is actually Harry Dean Stanton, still wandering the set of "Paris Texas"... - Swordfish 8/99
"(Biddle) You're my hero" - Karma 8/99
"Han has a massive SHLONG! - Cheesy 8/99
"I will just come here and kiss everyone's ass." - Cmore 8/99
"Must... control... fist of death!"� - Ratty 8/99
"I don't know who Barry manilow is and I'm scared shitless to find out." - silent1 9/99
"I'm just pretty much useless." A-Pathetic 9/99
"I am sorry, but no apologies." - Cmore 8/99
"Oh, okay guess that's my clue to keep my eyes peeled for a steaming pile of dogshit." - Filmex 9/99
"Oh yeah? I'm Superman." - Chapchan 9/99
"That must be one heck a lot of saliva you have in reserve." - Thingummy 9/99
"Hehehe...� Chappy you funky bastard" - Mckracken� 9/99
"Come on Ratty, Squeal like a pig!" - The Duke (JeffCnn) 9/99
"I'd put a cheeky emoticon here, but I fear Biddle's wrath." - Radge 8/99
"If I was allowed to sneak in a fourth movie, I'd probably end up taking a porno, just to keep myself happy." Fafhrd 9/99
"Hey, don't bash Ferris Bueller, dude." - Mage 9/99
"Hello, Mr. Kettle, the Pot for you on line one." - Filmex 9/99
"Hey, you NEVER know where Biddle will show up." - Fafhrd 9/99
"It could be worse, you could live in Belgium." - Mage 9/99
"HEY! That's what my bumper sticker says!" - Filmex 9/99
"I would have smacked the kid around the earhole and told him to try getting a bit of sun myself."� - Swordfish 9/99
"Hey, don't bash Ferris Bueller, dude." - Mage 9/99
"would I be able to get some snootchie Bootchies?" - Fafhrd 9/99
"Thanks for my new smile, Filmex" - Flickchick 9/99
"BASTARD!....Like a horny drunken sailor with a $1000 a night hooker - YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!" - Swordfish 9/99
"I am not going to compensate my work for the pleasure of dolts, sorry." - Chapchan 9/99
'My wife actually refers to me as "Dean Stockedwell"...' - Swordfish 9/99
"What's a satire?? I don't know shit about anything, too bad we weren't all just like Biddle". - Screamer 9/99
"All the same, I respect your opinion...shite as it is!!!" - Mean Mart 9/99
"Something tells me Biddle's mom found a lot of strange stains in his room. They couldn't all be blamed on milk." - Cigar 9/99
"Either contribute to the discussion or fuck off. - Swordfish 9/99
"I would have been sitting up all night thinking about Pedro." - Saccharine 10/99
"It's just you, you over-analytical freak." - Chappy 10/99
"I know some may order their pet gorillas to throw their feces at me." - The Duke 10/99
"I'd rather see "Ishtar 2" than "Godzilla 2" - Ratty 10/99
"OOOOOK Swordy. You're giving us all the creeps." - Boedeca 10/99